Who the hell uses these things in 2016? The rumours may be nasty but that doesn't mean they aren't true! Unless the sport is checkers, chances are it's quite active.
But when dating a man with a really big dong, a woman will secretly be terrified that he starts to make noise about wanting to try it out.
Customers are few and far between.
To get back to the matter at hand: if a woman is dating a hung guy, when he takes it out, she will think it's the biggest one she's seen in her life, even if she's seen bigger ones in the seedy annals of online adult films or even with previous partners.
It's still open, though I wouldn't be shocked if it did close tomorrow.
Simon Cabaret is an excellent professional show, as you can see on some of the photos, but of course, there is a fee.