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I can only assume he thought it was my clit, but how? My three-year-old who was down stairs comes up and starts knocking on our bedroom door.
She started laughing so hard she farted… while I was inside her… which made her laugh even harder and she peed all over me… makes for a funny memory.
To this day it is the worst pain I have ever experienced.
This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed.